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July, 2004 Vol.5. NO.7...........................................................Pages14-15 WEIRD NEWS
Funeral Services.... I thought you would want to know. It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never realized how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and their two children John Dough and Jane Dough (and they had one in the oven). He is survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 345 for about 20 minutes.
Disappearing Lake Residents of Wildwood, an affluent suburb of St. Louis, awakened one morning recently to find that their 23 acre Lake Chesterfield has disappeared. Evidently the lake had been shrinking over the past couple of days and then just completely disappeared into a sink hole overnight. All that was left was a large muddy area with a lot of rotting fish. Local residents were left wondering if their property values went down the hole with the lake.
Can’t Possibly Until March, Mr. Dayn Riegel and his girlfriend kept 77 cats in their house in Lawrenceville, Ga., but a Humane Society spokesman said he saw no problem, in that all appeared to be in good health and well-fed, and Riegel’s home was clean (though filled with litter boxes). Riegel recorded each cat’s history on a computer database, provided one packaged meal and one special meal a day for each, and turned over 60 pounds of cat litter a week. (During a recent move from the home, Riegel gave away just a few of the cats.) [Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 2004Mar20] |
Inside This Issue Book Reviews .............. 15
El Camino Real
Final Word on Nutrition
How To Stretch Your Just Ducky ...................13 Letters to the Editor..... 10
Local Students Research Lesson to be Learned ... 13 Marriage ..................... 11 Movie Making in N&I... 11
North Central NM
Organics Delivered to Scrambled Eggs .......... 4
SFCC Offers Digital
SOLARWALL Helps
Summer Holdiays and Texas Farmer............ 15 The Answer Is .......... 11
Thirsty Ear Festival Truths ..................... 5
Vietnamese See Parallel Weird News ..............14
Where to find The Who Done It ........... 2
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In
The Biology of Transcendence Joseph Chilton Pearce examines the current
biological understanding of our neural organization to address how we
can transcend our current evolutionary capacities and limitations. This
latest research identifies the four neural centers of our brain, and,
through the new discipline of neurocardiology, indicates that a fifth
such center is located in the heart. As Pearce shows us, it is the
dynamic interaction of our head brain (intellect) and heart brain
(intelligence) that allows transcendence from one evolutionary place to
the next—we are, quite literally, made to transcend. Conversely, it is
the breakdown of this interaction through the cultural dictates of
society and religion surrounding us from the time we are children that
keeps us where we are, mired in the current crises of violence among
people and between people and the planet.
